You Might Be A Redneck

You Find Out That All This Stuff You've Accumulated, You Could Care Less About It. It's Just The Relationships That Matter.

Buying A Used Rental Car Is Kind Of Like Going To A House Of Ill Repute Looking For A Wife. Anything That's Been Driven That Hard By That Many People, You Really Don't Want To Put Your Key In It.

If Someone At Fleet Farm Offers You Assistance And They Don't Work There You Might Live In Wisconsin.

My Wife Is Like, You Finally Get Your Own Tv Show, You Can Have Any Kind Of Car You Want And You Get A Darned Truck. But My Brother And I Have The Same Kind Of Truck Now.

If You Have Ever Spray-painted Your Girlfriends Name On An Overpass, You Might Be A Redneck.