You Might Be A Redneck

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Wife Wants To Stop At The Gas Station To See If They've Got The New Darrell Waltrip Budweiser Wall Clock.

It's Not My Dreams That Get Me In Trouble, It's What My Wife Dreams I Did. My Wife Punched Me In The Middle Of The Night; I Woke Up And Went Oww! What Was That For?, And She Goes I Dreamt You Were Making Out With Faith Hill. I Said I Wasn't Dreaming Anything! Send Her Over To My Dreams, And We'll Both Be Happy.

If You've Ever Made Change In The Offering Plate, You Might Be A Redneck.

Any Job That Posts A Price List For Your Body Parts Is A Bad Job.

I Wish I Could Relate To The People I'm Related To.