You Might Be A Redneck

You Might Be A Redneck If You're Turned On By A Woman Who Can Field Dress A Deer.

It's Sad When You See Somebody That Talented That Passes Away And Doesn't Have To.

You Take A Normal Guy, Give Him A Wife, Give Them Time, And You've Got An Idiot!

You Might Be A Redneck If Santa Claus Refuses To Let Your Kids Sit In His Lap.

I Talked To Larry The Cable Guy The Other Day. Larry's Made More Money Than 10 People Should Ever Make In A Lifetime. He Was Excited Because He'd Gone Over To The Livestock Auction And Bought 20 New Feeder Pigs.