You Might Be A Redneck

If The Veins In The Back Of Your Legs Look Like The Street Map Of Greater Pittsburgh, You Ain't Nobody's Babydoll.

I Actually Had A Chance To Be In Delta Farce, But I Couldn't Do It Because I Read The Script.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Stand Under The Mistletoe At Christmas And Wait For Granny And Cousin Sue-ellen To Walk By.

It's Hard To Think Of Yourself As A Loser At 2 Years Old.

We're A Heart Attack Away From Losing The Right To Bear Arms.