You Might Be A Redneck

You May Be A Redneck If . . . You Think You Are An Entrepreneur Because Of The "dirt For Sale" Sign In The Front Yard.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your House Doesn't Have Curtains, But Your Truck Does.

You Moon The Wrong Person At An Office Party And Suddenly You're Not 'professional' Any More.

I'm An Outdoor Nut. If I'm Not Working, I'm On A Tractor On My Farm, Hunting, Fishing Or Climbing A Mountain.

All These Years I've Sat In Airports And Kind Of Drawn People And Put Like Far Side Captions On Them.