You Might Be A Redneck

It's Like Cuddling With A Butterball Turkey.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Work With A Shirt Off... And So Does Your Husband.

If Your Idea Of A 7 Course Meal Is A Bucket Of Kfc And A Sixpack, You Might Be A Redneck.

Changing A Diaper Is A Lot Like Getting A Present From Your Grandmother - You're Not Sure What You've Got But You're Pretty Sure You're Not Going To Like It.

You Might Be A Redneck If Santa Claus Refuses To Let Your Kids Sit In His Lap.