You Might Be A Redneck

You Might Be A Redneck If You've Ever Stood In Line To Get Your Picture Taken With A Freak Of Nature.

I Have Never Been Jealous. Not Even When My Dad Finished Fifth Grade A Year Before I Did.

You May Be A Redneck If... You Have Spent More On Your Pickup Truck Than On Your Education.

You Can Call Us Rednecks If You Want. We're Not Offended, 'cause We Know What We're All About. We Get Up And Go To Work, We Get Up And Go To Church, And We Get Up And Go To War When Necessary.

You Don't Get Married To Get Sex. Getting Married To Get Sex Is Like Buying A 747 To Get Free Peanuts.