You Might Be A Redneck

Whatever Cleaning Goes On On The Planet, Women Do 99% Of It. But See, Women Are Not As Proud Of Their 99% As Men Are Of Our One! We Clean Something Up, We're Gonna Talk About It All Year Long. It Might Be On The News, You Don't Know. A Woman Could Be Out Re-paving The Driveway. Men Actually Have Enough Gall To Run Out On The Porch And Go "hey Baby? Man, It's Hot As Hell Out Here, Ain't It! Look, Don't Worry About Emptyin' That Ashtray In The Den, I Done Got It, All Right? Did It For You, Sweet Pea. I'm Gonna Go Take A Nap Now, All Right?"

You Might Be A Redneck If You Consider Your License Plate Personalized Because Your Dad Made It In Prison.

Nothing In Life Prepares You To Be Famous.

Kids Aren't Suppose To Have Cancer, They're Suppose To Have A Future.

I Had To Perform At The White House For The President, That's Always Kind Of A Weird Set To Try To Put Together.