You Might Be A Redneck

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Primary Source Of Income Is The Pawn Shop.

I Had To Perform At The White House For The President, That's Always Kind Of A Weird Set To Try To Put Together.

You Have To Change Those Diapers Every Day. When Those Directions On The Side Of The Pampers Box Say, 'holds 6-12 Pounds' They're Not Kidding!

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Satellite Dish Payment Delays Buying School Clothes For The Kids.

You Might Be A Redneck If You've Ever Stolen Toilet Paper From A Public Restroom.