You Might Be A Redneck

You Might Be A Redneck If You Can't Get Married To Your Sweetheart Because There Is A Law Against It.

Find Something In Life That You Love Doing. If You Make A Lot Of Money, That's A Bonus, And If You Don't, You Still Won't Hate Going To Work.

It Seems Like Movies That Have Heart To Them Always Do Well, And They Find Their Audience.

Please Don't Get Me Wrong Here. I'm Not Making Fun Of Old People. In Fact I Think That's The Goal Of Everybody Here Tonite. We All Want To Be An Old Person Someday.

[about Sex And Being Married] It's Like Being The National Guard, We May Not Be Seeing As Much Action As The Front Line, But We Are Living To Fight Another Day.