You Might Be A Redneck

You Might Be A Redneck If The Dog Catcher Calls For A Backup Unit When He Visits Your House.

You Don't Get Married To Get Sex. Getting Married To Get Sex Is Like Buying A 747 To Get Free Peanuts.

If You Don't Have Anything Good To Say About Someone, You Must Be Talking About Hillary Clinton.

My Father-in-law Gets Up At 5 O'clock In The Morning And Watches The Discovery Channel. I Don't Know Why There's This Big Rush To Do This.

How Is A Redneck Divorce Similar To A Tornado? You Know That Somewhere, Somehow, Someone Is Gonna Lose A Trailer.