You Might Be A Redneck

You Might Be A Redneck If The Dog Catcher Calls For A Backup Unit When He Visits Your House.

Louisiana Has The Best Food On The Planet If You Don't Really Ask Too Much About What You're Eating.

My Whole Career Can Be Summed Up With 'ignorance Is Bliss.' When You Do Not Know Better, You Do Not Really Worry About Failing.

Redneck Is: The Glorious Absence Of Sophistication

You Might Be A Redneck If When You Leave Your House, You Are Followed By Federal Agents Of The Bureau Of Alcohol Tobacco And Firearms, And The Only Thing You Worry About Is If You Can Lose Them Or Not.