You Might Be A Redneck

You Might Be A Redneck If There Are Four Or More Cars Up On Blocks In The Front Yard.

You Might Be A Redneck If The Ufo Hotline Limits You To One Call A Day.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Stand Under The Mistletoe At Christmas And Wait For Granny And Cousin Sue-ellen To Walk By.

If You Can't Remember The Last Time You Had Sex With A Woman, You're Either Gay, Or Married.

You Might Be A Redneck If When You Leave Your House, You Are Followed By Federal Agents Of The Bureau Of Alcohol Tobacco And Firearms, And The Only Thing You Worry About Is If You Can Lose Them Or Not.