All These Years I've Sat

You Might Be A Redneck If You Have Refused To Watch The Academy Awards Since Smokey And The Bandit Was Snubbed For Best Picture.

It's Like Cuddling With A Butterball Turkey.

Comics Don't Usually Have Very Long Careers, And I'm 22 Years Into This.

I Love Comedy. God Has Given Me This Platform.

I Have Never Been Jealous. Not Even When My Dad Finished Fifth Grade A Year Before I Did.