You Might Be A Redneck

You Might Be A Redneck If Directions To Your House Include Turn Off The Paved Road.

Now, It's True I Married My Wife For Her Looks... But Not The Ones She's Been Givin' Me Lately.

My Grandma's The Most Careful, Safe Driver In The World. You Put Her In A Rental Car, And She's Doing Doughnuts In The K-mart Parking Lot!

You Can Call Us Rednecks If You Want. We're Not Offended, 'cause We Know What We're All About. We Get Up And Go To Work, We Get Up And Go To Church, And We Get Up And Go To War When Necessary.

If You're A Man And You've Ever Been Antique Shopping During A Big Football Game, You're Either Gay Or Married.