You Might Be A Redneck

Country Music Is About New Love And It's About Old Love. It's About Gettin' Drunk And Gettin' Sober. It's About Leavin' And It's About Comin' Home. It's Real Music Sung By Real People For Real People, The People That Make Up The Backbone Of This Country. You Can Call Us Rednecks If You Want. We're Not Offended, 'cause We Know What We're All About. We Get Up And Go To Work, We Get Up And Go To Church, And We Get Up And Go To War When Necessary.

I Actually Had A Chance To Be In Delta Farce, But I Couldn't Do It Because I Read The Script.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Missed 5th Grade Graduation Because You Had Jury Duty.

Any Job That Posts A Price List For Your Body Parts Is A Bad Job.

You Might Be A Redneck If The Home Shopping Channel Operator Recognizes Your Voice.