If You Own A Home

You May Be A Redneck If . . . You Think You Are An Entrepreneur Because Of The "dirt For Sale" Sign In The Front Yard.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Local Ambulance Has A Trailer Hitch.

We're A Heart Attack Away From Losing The Right To Bear Arms.

I Think With A Comedian, When You Get To The Point Of A Greatest Hits, It's Kind Of An Acknowledgment That You've Been Doing Stand-up A Long Time, Which Not Very Many People Do.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Momma Gives You Tips On How To Sneak Booze Into Sporting Events.