You Might Be A Redneck

Between New York And La, There's 200 Million People That Aren't Hip, And They Don't Want To Be Hip.

We're A Heart Attack Away From Losing The Right To Bear Arms.

You May Be A Redneck If... You Have Spent More On Your Pickup Truck Than On Your Education.

Look At Where Jesus Went To Pick People. He Didn't Go To The Colleges; He Got Guys Off The Fishing Docks.

We Sing About God Because We Believe In Him. We Are Not Trying To Offend Anybody, But The Evidence That We Have Seen Of Him In Our Small Little Lives Trumps Your Opinion About Whether Or Not He Exists.