You Might Be A Redneck

You Might Be A Redneck If You Grow Vidalia Onions, Rather Than Considering Them A Gourmet Item.

You Might Be A Redneck If You've Ever Worn A Dress That Is Strapless With A Bra That Isn't.

If Your Neighbors Think You're A Detective Because A Cop Always Brings You Home, You Might Be A Redneck.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Momma Would Rather Go The Racetrack Than The Kennedy Center.

If You've Ever Made Change In The Offering Plate, You Might Be A Redneck.