Look At Where Jesus Went

You Might Be A Redneck If The Hood And One Door Are A Different Color From The Rest Of Your Car.

Sophisticated People Invest Their Money In Stock Portfolios. Rednecks Invest Their Money In Commemorative Plates.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Prominently Display A Gift You Bought At Graceland.

My Wife Is Like, You Finally Get Your Own Tv Show, You Can Have Any Kind Of Car You Want And You Get A Darned Truck. But My Brother And I Have The Same Kind Of Truck Now.

You Moon The Wrong Person At An Office Party And Suddenly You're Not 'professional' Any More.