The Stuff That Made Me

Do You Know Why It's So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder? 'cause There's No Dental Records And All The Dna Is The Same.

Hell, When I Was In High School, A "drive-by Shooting" Meant Somebody Had Their Rear End Hanging Out A Car Window!

You Might Be A Redneck If You Have Flowers Planted In A Bathroom Appliance In Your Front Yard.

I Wish I Could Relate To The People I'm Related To.

You Might Be A Redneck If You're A Lite Beer Drinker, Because You Start Drinking When It Gets Light.