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Imitation Isn't The Sincerest Form Of Flattery - It's Plagiarism.

I Don't Hate My Enemies. After All, I Made 'em.

Old Age Is When Broadness Of The Mind And Narrowness Of The Waist Change Places.

She Has An Electric Blender, Electric Toaster And Electric Bread Maker. She Said "there Are Too Many Gadgets And No Place To Sit Down!" So I Bought Her An Electric Chair.

Live By This Credo: Have A Little Laugh At Life And Look Around You For Happiness Instead Of Sadness. Laughter Has Always Brought Me Out Of Unhappy Situations.