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You Know How To Tell When You're Getting Old? When Your Broad Mind Changes Places With Your Narrow Waist.

-Red Skelton

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You Know How To Tell

Red Skelton

You Know How To Tell When You're Getting Old? When Your Broad Mind Changes Places With Your Narrow Waist.

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