Old Age Is When Broadness

She Has An Electric Blender, Electric Toaster And Electric Bread Maker. She Said "there Are Too Many Gadgets And No Place To Sit Down!" So I Bought Her An Electric Chair.

I Only Come To Life When There Are People Watching.

You Know How To Tell When You're Getting Old? When Your Broad Mind Changes Places With Your Narrow Waist.

It Proves What They Say, Give The Public What They Want To See And They'll Come Out For It.

I Know My Limit. I Just Keep Passing Out Before I Reach It.