It Proves What They Say,

I Was A Sober As The Next Guy. The Only Problem Is The Next Guy Was Dean Martin

I Left Home Because I Was Hungry.

I Personally Believe That Each Of Us Was Put Here For A Purpose -- To Build Not To Destroy. If I Can Make People Smile, Then I Have Served My Purpose For God.

Mom Used To Say I Didn't Run Away From Home My Destiny Just Caught Up With Me At An Early Age.

All Men Make Mistakes, But Married Men Find Out About Them Sooner.