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When Anyone Hurts Us, My Wife And I Sit In Our Japanese Sand Garden And Drink Iced Tea. There Are Five Stone In The Garden - For Sky, Wind, Fire, Water, And Earth. We Sit And Think Of Five Of The Nicest Things We Can About The Person Who Hurt Us. If He Hurts Us A Second Time, We Do The Same Thing. The Third Time, We Light A Candle, And He Is, For Us, Dead.

God's Children And Their Happiness Are My Reasons For Being.

Remember: Marriage Is The Number One Cause Of Divorce

We Also Sleep In Separate Beds. Hers Is In California And Mine Is In Texas

She Got A Mud Pack And Looked Great For Two Days. Then The Mud Fell Off