I Left Home Because I

She Has An Electric Blender, Electric Toaster And Electric Bread Maker. She Said "there Are Too Many Gadgets And No Place To Sit Down!" So I Bought Her An Electric Chair.

Laughter Has Always Brought Me Out Of Unhappy Situations.

Remember: Marriage Is The Number One Cause Of Divorce

Live By This Credo: Have A Little Laugh At Life And Look Around You For Happiness Instead Of Sadness. Laughter Has Always Brought Me Out Of Unhappy Situations.

I Don't Hate My Enemies. After All, I Made 'em.