Laughter Has Always Brought Me

Mom Used To Say I Didn't Run Away From Home My Destiny Just Caught Up With Me At An Early Age.

When Anyone Hurts Us, My Wife And I Sit In Our Japanese Sand Garden And Drink Iced Tea. There Are Five Stone In The Garden - For Sky, Wind, Fire, Water, And Earth. We Sit And Think Of Five Of The Nicest Things We Can About The Person Who Hurt Us. If He Hurts Us A Second Time, We Do The Same Thing. The Third Time, We Light A Candle, And He Is, For Us, Dead.

All Men Make Mistakes, But Married Men Find Out About Them Sooner.

My Doctor Said I Look Like A Million Dollars - Green And Wrinkled.

I Asked My Wife Where She Wanted To Go For Our Anniversary. 'somewhere I Haven't Been In A Long Time!' She Said. So I Suggested The Kitchen.