Laughter Has Always Brought Me

I Personally Believe We Were Put Here To Build And Not To Destroy.

Mom Used To Say I Didn't Run Away From Home My Destiny Just Caught Up With Me At An Early Age.

If By Chance Some Day You're Not Feeling Well And You Should Remember Some Silly Thing I've Said Or Done And It Brings Back A Smile To Your Face Or A Chuckle To Your Heart, Then My Purpose As Your Clown Has Been Fulfilled.

I've Put On A Lot Of Weight... I Only Weighed Six And A Half Pounds When I Was Born.

I Won't Mind Dying If I Can Tell St. Peter A Joke He Hasn't Heard.