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Imitation Isn't The Sincerest Form Of Flattery - It's Plagiarism.

Today's Comics Use Four-letter Words As A Shortcut To Thinking. They're Shooting For That Big Laugh And It Becomes A Panic Thing, Using Four-letter Words To Shock People.

I'm Nuts And I Know It. But So Long As I Make 'em Laugh, They Ain't Going To Lock Me Up.

I Get Plenty Of Exercise Carrying The Coffins Of My Friends Who Exercise.

I Know My Limit. I Just Keep Passing Out Before I Reach It.