I'm Nuts And I Know

Any Kid Will Run Any Errand For You, If You Ask At Bedtime.

I Consider The Television Set As The American Fireplace, Around Which The Whole Family Will Gather.

I Have A Sixth Sense, But Not The Other Five. If I Wasn't Making Money, They'd Put Me Away.

Laughter Has Always Brought Me Out Of Unhappy Situations.

I Don't Pick On Politicians. They Ain't Done Nothin'.