I'm Nuts And I Know

I Just Want To Be Known As A Clown Because To Me, That's The Height Of My Profession. It Means You Can Do Everything - Sing, Dance And, Above All, Make People Laugh.

We Also Sleep In Separate Beds. Hers Is In California And Mine Is In Texas

I Won't Mind Dying If I Can Tell St. Peter A Joke He Hasn't Heard.

I Was A Sober As The Next Guy. The Only Problem Is The Next Guy Was Dean Martin

All Men Make Mistakes, But Married Men Find Out About Them Sooner.