I've Put On A Lot

Any Kid Will Run Any Errand For You, If You Ask At Bedtime.

Congress: Bingo With Billions.

A Fellow Told Me He Was Going To Hang-glider School. He Said, 'i've Been Going For Three Months. ' I Said, 'how Many Successful Jumps Do You Need To Make Before You Graduate?' He Said, 'all Of Them. '

I Get Plenty Of Exercise Carrying The Coffins Of My Friends Who Exercise.

Mom Used To Say I Didn't Run Away From Home My Destiny Just Caught Up With Me At An Early Age.