I Don't Hate My Enemies.

You Know How To Tell When You're Getting Old? When Your Broad Mind Changes Places With Your Narrow Waist.

There Are Three Signs Of Old Age: Loss Of Memory ... I Forget The Other Two.

I Only Come To Life When There Are People Watching.

Exercise? I Get It On The Golf Course. When I See My Friends Collapse, I Run For The Paramedics.

I Have A Sixth Sense, But Not The Other Five. If I Wasn't Making Money, They'd Put Me Away.