All Men Make Mistakes, But

Television: The Device That Brings Into Your Living Room Characters You Would Never Allow In Your Living Room.

My Doctor Said I Look Like A Million Dollars - Green And Wrinkled.

I Consider The Television Set As The American Fireplace, Around Which The Whole Family Will Gather.

I'm Nuts And I Know It. But So Long As I Make 'em Laugh, They Ain't Going To Lock Me Up.

God's Children And Their Happiness Are My Reasons For Being.