Wouldn't It Be A Pity

There Are Three Signs Of Old Age: Loss Of Memory ... I Forget The Other Two.

I Personally Believe We Were Put Here To Build And Not To Destroy.

A Fellow Told Me He Was Going To Hang-glider School. He Said, 'i've Been Going For Three Months. ' I Said, 'how Many Successful Jumps Do You Need To Make Before You Graduate?' He Said, 'all Of Them. '

Live By This Credo: Have A Little Laugh At Life And Look Around You For Happiness Instead Of Sadness. Laughter Has Always Brought Me Out Of Unhappy Situations.

I Don't Need Glasses, But I've Just Reached The Age Where Curiosity Is Greater Than Vanity.