Wouldn't It Be A Pity

No Matter What Your Heartache May Be, Laughing Helps You Forget It For A Few Seconds.

She Got A Mud Pack And Looked Great For Two Days. Then The Mud Fell Off

I've Put On A Lot Of Weight... I Only Weighed Six And A Half Pounds When I Was Born.

I Asked My Wife Where She Wanted To Go For Our Anniversary. 'somewhere I Haven't Been In A Long Time!' She Said. So I Suggested The Kitchen.

There Are Three Signs Of Old Age: Loss Of Memory ... I Forget The Other Two.