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I Don't Pick On Politicians. They Ain't Done Nothin'.

Today's Comics Use Four-letter Words As A Shortcut To Thinking. They're Shooting For That Big Laugh And It Becomes A Panic Thing, Using Four-letter Words To Shock People.

I Only Come To Life When There Are People Watching.

If I Can Make People Smile, Then I Have Served My Purpose For God.

I Get Plenty Of Exercise Carrying The Coffins Of My Friends Who Exercise.