If I Can Make People

I Don't Hate My Enemies. After All, I Made 'em.

I Don't Pick On Politicians. They Ain't Done Nothin'.

No Matter What Your Heartache May Be, Laughing Helps You Forget It For A Few Seconds.

There Are Three Signs Of Old Age: Loss Of Memory ... I Forget The Other Two.

Old Age Is When Broadness Of The Mind And Narrowness Of The Waist Change Places.