No Matter What Your Heartache

I Don't Pick On Politicians. They Ain't Done Nothin'.

Imitation Isn't The Sincerest Form Of Flattery - It's Plagiarism.

You Know, Last Night It Was So Cold That My Pillow And My Sheets Fought To See Who Got Under The Blankets First.

I Know My Limit. I Just Keep Passing Out Before I Reach It.

I Left Home Because I Was Hungry.