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I Don't Hate My Enemies. After All, I Made 'em.

Live By This Credo: Have A Little Laugh At Life And Look Around You For Happiness Instead Of Sadness. Laughter Has Always Brought Me Out Of Unhappy Situations.

I Get Plenty Of Exercise Carrying The Coffins Of My Friends Who Exercise.

I Have A Sixth Sense, But Not The Other Five. If I Wasn't Making Money, They'd Put Me Away.

I Personally Believe We Were Put Here To Build And Not To Destroy.