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I Just Want To Be Known As A Clown Because To Me, That's The Height Of My Profession. It Means You Can Do Everything - Sing, Dance And, Above All, Make People Laugh.

God's Children And Their Happiness Are My Reasons For Being.

Television: The Device That Brings Into Your Living Room Characters You Would Never Allow In Your Living Room.

I Know My Limit. I Just Keep Passing Out Before I Reach It.

I Won't Mind Dying If I Can Tell St. Peter A Joke He Hasn't Heard.