She Got A Mud Pack

It Proves What They Say, Give The Public What They Want To See And They'll Come Out For It.

She Got A Mud Pack And Looked Great For Two Days. Then The Mud Fell Off

You Know How To Tell When You're Getting Old? When Your Broad Mind Changes Places With Your Narrow Waist.

People Think I Am Dead Because They Haven’t Seen Me Around For Awhile. I’m Not Dead, I’m Very Much Alive, As You Can See. Although, There Are Two Things I Do Before I Get Up Every Morning. I Look Around And If I Don’t Smell Flowers Or See Candles Flickering I Go Ahead And Get Up.

Any Kid Will Run Any Errand For You, If You Ask At Bedtime.