When We Got Married My

When My Wife Drives, There's Always Trouble. The Other Day She Took The Car. She Came Home. She Told Me, There's Water In The Carburetor. I Asked Her, Where's The Car? She Said, In A Lake.

The Sign On The Bar Said: 'girls- Topless, Bottomless', I Went Inside And There Was Nobody There!

I Don't Care How Rich And Successful A Man Is. He's Nothing Without An Education.

It's Great To Have Gray Hair. Ask Anyone Who's Bald.

I Told My Wife A Man Is Like Wine, He Gets Better With Age. She Locked Me In The Cellar.