If You Could Learn To

My Cousin Is Gay, I Always Tell Him That In Our Family Tree, He's In The Fruit Section.

My Daughters Been Picked Up So Many Times She's Starting To Grow Handles

My Wife Can't Cook At All. She Made Chocolate Mousse. An Antler Got Stuck In My Throat.

One Time I Went To A Hotel. I Asked The Bellhop To Handle My Bag. He Felt Up My Wife!

I Was An Ugly Kid; When I Was Born, After The Doctor Cut The Cord, He Hung Himself.