I Figured Out I'm Bisexual.

It Was The Same Thing In The Army, No Respect. They Gave Me A Uniform That Glowed In The Dark.

Do Ya Remember The First Time You Had Sex? I Do, And Boy, Was I Scared! I Was Alone!

They Change The Sheets Every Day... From One Bed To Another.

I Come From A Stupid Family. During The Civil War My Great Uncle Fought For The West.

My Parents Didn't Like Me. For Bathtub Toys They Gave Me A Blender And A Transistor Radio.