My Wife Says 90% Of

Time And Tide And Hookers Wait For No Man.

I Can't Get No Respect.

I Was An Ugly Child. I Got Lost On The Beach. I Asked A Cop If He Could Find My Parents. He Said, 'i Don't Know. There's Lots Of Places For Them To Hide'.

They Say Love Thy Neighbor As Thy Self , What Am I Supposed To Do Jerk Him Off Too?

I Worked In A Pet Store And People Would Ask How Big I Would Get.