My Wife Says 90% Of

I Drink Too Much, Way Too Much; My Doctor Drew Blood He Ran A Tab!

My Wife And I Keep Fighting About Sex And Money. I Think She Charges Me Too Much.

I Knew A Girl So Ugly, I Took Her To The Top Of The Empire State Building And Planes Started To Attack Her.

I Once Asked A Policeman How Far It Was To The Subway. He Said, "i Don't Know, No One Has Ever Made It".

One Day As I Came Home Early, I Saw A Man Jogging Naked. I Said To The Guy, 'hey, Buddy, Why Are You Doing That?' He Said, 'because You Came Home Early.'