I Worked In A Pet

What A Kid I Got, I Told Him About The Birds And The Bee And He Told Me About The Butcher And My Wife.

What A Childhood I Had - I Was Ten Years Old When I Found Out Alpo Was Dog Food.

I Once Went Out With This Wild Girl. She Made French Toast And Got Her Tongue Caught In The Toaster.

I Came From A Real Tough Neighborhood. On My Street, The Kids Take Hubcaps - From Moving Cars.

My Mother Never Breast Fed Me, She Told Me She Only Liked Me As A Friend.