I Can't Get No Respect.

I Know I'm Not Sexy. In High School I Was Voted Most Likely To Masturbate.

Last Week I Was Walking By A Cemetery, Two Guys Came After Me With Shovels. It Was All About Money.

Acting Deals With Very Delicate Emotions. It Is Not Putting Up A Mask. Each Time An Actor Acts He Does Not Hide; He Exposes Himself.

My Mother Never Breast Fed Me, She Told Me She Only Liked Me As A Friend.

It's Nice To Be The Best, But Not When Being The Best Brings Out The Worst In You.