She Was So Fat That

My Wife Says 90% Of Sex Occurs Between The Ears. But I Need A Girl Who Can Blow More Just My Mind.

You Know You're Ugly When You Go To The Proctologist And He Sticks His Finger In Your Mouth.

I Got Myself Good This Morning Too. I Did My Pushups In The Nude, I Didn't See The Mouse Trap.

I Haven't Spoken To My Wife In Years. I Didn't Want To Interrupt Her.

With Sex My Wife Thinks Twice Before She Turns Me Down. Yeah, Once In The Morning And Once At Night.