During Sex, My Girlfriend Always

I Went To A Freak Show And They Let Me In For Nothing.

What A Doctor I've Got - He's Really Mixed Up. Last Week, He Grabbed My Knee And Told Me To Cough. Then Hit Me In The Balls With A Hammer.

I'm A Bad Lover. Once I Caught A Peeping Tom Booing Me.

What A Childhood I Had. Once On My Birthday My Ol' Man Gave Me A Bat. The First Day I Played With It, It Flew Away.

Comedy Is A Camouflage For Depression.