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Do Ya Remember The First Time You Had Sex? I Do, And Boy, Was I Scared! I Was Alone!

A Man In The Crowd Asks: Hey Rodney, How'd You Get Started? Rodney: I Was 12 Years Old, Alone In My Room, And I Got Started!

They Change The Sheets Every Day... From One Bed To Another.

When I Was A Kid I Got No Respect. The Time I Was Kidnapped, And The Kidnappers Sent My Parents A Note They Said, "we Want Five Thousand Dollars Or You'll See Your Kid Again."