If Beauty Is In The

The Other Night A Mugger Took Off His Mask And Made Me Wear It.

I Get No Respect. The Way My Luck Is Running, If I Was A Politician I Would Be Honest.

Everyone Gets Their Rough Day. No One Gets A Free Ride. Today So Far, I Had A Good Day. I Got A Dial Tone.

I've Never Been Lucky. The Day My Ship Came In, I Was At The Airport.

My Psychiatrist Told Me I Was Crazy And I Said I Want A Second Opinion. He Said Okay, You're Ugly Too.