They Change The Sheets Every

...went To A Bar For A Few Drinks. The Bartender Asked What I Wanted. "surprise Me", I Said. So He Showed Me A Naked Picture Of My Wife.

I Recently Had Double-bypass Surgery. As They Wheel You In, The Doctor Always Gives You A Last Look. You Know That Look. That Look Of Confidence To Make You Feel Good. I Always Say To Every Doctor, If I Don't Make It, I'll Never Know It.

What A Childhood I Had - I Was Ten Years Old When I Found Out Alpo Was Dog Food.

I Drink Too Much. The Last Time I Gave A Urine Sample It Had An Olive In It.

I Told My Kids, "someday, You'll Have Kids Of Your Own." One Of Them Said, "so Will You."