My Wife And I Keep

I Don't Get No Respect. I Called Suicide Prevention. They Tried To Talk Me Into It.

She Was So Fat That Her Belly Button Makes An Echo.

I Live In A Bad Neighborhood. Why, I Saw Two Complete Strangers Share A Taxi - Yeah, One Guy Took The Radio And The Other Guy Took The Tires.

Group Sex, Are You Kidding, I Had Group Sex - My Wife Screwed In Front Of The Jury.

Last Halloween A Kid Tried To Rip My Face Off. He Thought It Was A Mask. Now It's Different When I Open The Door The Kids Hand Me Candy.