You Don't Know Who To

I Stuck My Head Out The Window And Got Arrested For Mooning.

I Haven't Spoken To My Wife In Years. I Didn't Want To Interrupt Her.

My Wife Was Afraid Of The Dark. Then She Saw Me Naked, And Now She's Afraid Of The Light.

I Tell Ya, My Wife's A Lousy Cook. After Dinner, I Don't Brush My Teeth. I Count Them.

We Sleep In Separate Rooms, We Have Dinner Apart, We Take Separate Vacations - We're Doing Everything We Can To Keep Our Marriage Together.