At Twenty A Man Is

I Come From A Stupid Family. My Father Worked In A Bank. They Caught Him Stealing Pens.

During Sex, My Girlfriend Always Wants To Talk To Me… Just The Other Night She Called Me From A Hotel.

I Came From A Real Tough Neighborhood. I Put My Hand In Some Cement And Felt Another Hand.

I Walked In On My Wife And The Milkman, The First Thing She Says Is "don't Tell The Butcher"!

I Tell Ya, My Wife, We Get Along Good Cause We Have Our Own Arrangement. I Mean, One Night A Week I Go Out With The Boys And One Night A Week, She Goes Out With The Boys.