My Wife Has To Be

I'm Taking Viagra And Drinking Prune Juice. I Don't Know If I'm Coming Or Going.

Every Time I Get In An Elevator, The Operator Says The Same Thing To Me: 'basement?'

My Mother Used To Rock Me - And She Used Big Rocks.

With Me, Nothing Goes Right. My Psychiatrist Said My Wife And I Should Have Sex Every Night. Now, We'll Never See Each Other!

All My Wife And I Do Is Fight About Sex. The Other Night, We Really Had It Out. Well, I'll Put It This Way - I Had It Out.