My Wife Has To Be

Last Time I Tried To Make Love To My Wife Nothing Happened, So I Said To Her, 'what's The Matter, You Can't Think Of Anybody Either?'

They Change The Sheets Every Day... From One Bed To Another.

My Wife Has Teeth Like The Stars... They Come Out At Night.

My Car Broke Down Just The Other Day, I Called Triple A, They Came And Towed Me Away!

What A Childhood I Had. Once On My Birthday My Ol' Man Gave Me A Bat. The First Day I Played With It, It Flew Away.