My Car Broke Down Just

What A Dog I Got. Last Night He Went On The Paper Four Times - Three While I Was Reading It.

My Mother Never Breast Fed Me, She Told Me She Only Liked Me As A Friend.

It's Great To Have Gray Hair. Ask Anyone Who's Bald.

A Homeless Guy Came Up To Me On The Street, Said He Hadn't Eaten In Four Days. I Told Him, "man, I Wish I Had Your Willpower.

My Cousins Gay, He Went To London Only To Find Out That Big Ben Was A Clock.