My Car Broke Down Just

My Wife A Great Driver, She Once Hit A Deer. It Was In A Zoo. There Is A Pair Of Shoes On The Dashboard. They Belong To The Last Guy She Hit

All My Wife And I Do Is Fight About Sex. The Other Night, We Really Had It Out. Well, I'll Put It This Way - I Had It Out.

My Cousin Is Gay, I Always Tell Him That In Our Family Tree, He's In The Fruit Section.

With My Old Man I Got No Respect. He Told Me Never Take Candy From A Stranger Unless He Offered Me A Ride.

With My Wife I Get No Respect. I Fell Asleep With A Cigarette In My Hand. She Lit It.