My Wife Has Teeth Like

Cars And Women Are A Lot Alike. They Lie About The Milage.

Once I Pulled A Job, I Was So Stupid. I Picked A Guy's Pocket On An Airplane And Made A Run For It.

My Wife Was Afraid Of The Dark. Then She Saw Me Naked, And Now She's Afraid Of The Light.

What A Childhood I Had - I Was Ten Years Old When I Found Out Alpo Was Dog Food.

I Like To Date Schoolteachers. If You Do Something Wrong, They Make You Do It Over Again.