My Wife Has Teeth Like

I Went To A Freak Show And They Let Me In For Nothing.

I Don't Know Kid, There Are So Many Places They Could Hide.

My Boy Is A Mean Kid. I Came Home The Other Day And Saw Him Taping Worms To The Sidewalk, He Sits There And Watches The Birds Get Hernias. Well, Only Last Christmas I Gave Him A B-b Gun And He Gave Me A Sweatshirt With A Bulls-eye On The Back. I Told My Kids, "someday, You'll Have Kids Of Your Own." One Of Them Said, "so Will You."

I Was So Poor Growing Up...if I Wasn't A Boy...i'd Have Nothing To Play With.

To Give You An Idea How Well I Was Doing At The Time I Quit, I Was The Only One Who Knew I Quit.