My Wife Has Teeth Like

I Told My Psychiatrist That Everyone Hates Me. He Said I Was Being Ridiculous - Everyone Hasn't Met Me Yet.

I Knew A Girl So Ugly, They Use Her In Prisons To Cure Sex Offenders.

The Sign On The Bar Said: 'girls- Topless, Bottomless', I Went Inside And There Was Nobody There!

My Wife Has To Be The Worst Cook. In My House, We Pray After We Eat.

I Bought A New Book, '100 New Ways To Make Love'. I Ended Up In Traction - It Was A Misprint.