When I Was Born I

Do Ya Remember The First Time You Had Sex? I Do, And Boy, Was I Scared! I Was Alone!

Comedy Is A Camouflage For Depression.

I Have Nothing But Troubles With My Car. Every Sunday I Take My Family Out For A Push.

There's Only One Thing Wrong With My Wife's Face - It Shows.

I Remember I Was So Depressed I Was Going To Jump Out A Window On The Tenth Floor; They Sent A Priest Up To Talk To Me And He Said, ' On Your Mark...'